Strengths
Strong forward play, The Wicket Keeper has more chance of being caught Leg before!
Weaknesses
Tends to turn his back and touch the cloth at the first sniff of a short
delivery. One cannot blame Iain for this as at 6 foot 5" tall we all can
appreciate the constant threat of the bouncer!(Not!)
Marital Status
Iain is a batchelor living the life of luxury in his spacious detached bungalow.
Has been known to spear clam sporadically. Plays his cards close to his chest!
Shed’s Gossip
Word on the street is that G.T. is poking the barmaid from the Oak Tree at
Big Jessies local drinking house. Apparently this stemmed from the End of
Year bash when GT spent the night at BJ’s with Sharron on the sofa bed.BJ has categorically denied rumours of a threesome as Lisa was upstairs
and would not have approved!
Drinking Ability
Iain certainly puts his all into Post Match activities and tends to stand the
pace quite well. Gets quite loud and consistently ensures he is the last to
leave the Queens. (Much to the landlords displeasure)
Batting Opening batsmen, Classic Stroke player providing its a Drive!
Good slip fielder in his day, but age is creeping up on him the reactions
are slowing slightly! (they do say that it makes you go blind!)
Bowling
Crap
Fielding
Effort =10 out of 10 Agility= 6 Speed= Tortoise on BetaBlockers
Commitment
100% A true Kirkby Stalwart
Penal Rating
Massive would put a donkey in hospital never mind to shame.